marzec 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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“What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.”
– Leo Tolstoy (via bardsandsages)
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“It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
– Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via hitchhikersguidequotes)
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(subject: Santa Claus)
me: i hear he's a communist
sister: Well the grapevine isn't the best source of info, you know
me: well of course grapevines can't even read. mr. burke told me that
sister: In what context?
me: It was our christmas debate. all those elves. they're definitely not unionized.
sister: oh yeahhh hahhaha i read it as mr. burke told you grapevines can't read. I was like, duh.
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Poor decision no. 007
Driving through the rain and fog at night in my glasses while sick and nauseous.
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Anonymous asked: How do you draw.
feastings:
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asks please →
I am sick and needy for attention.
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luty 2012
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BUT I GOT A DCI AMBASSADOR EMAIL~
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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I hope you know I am in love with all of you guys.
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lezune: ∩__∩  |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)  [What time is it?]
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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
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