Throw out your baby and murder your friends

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pocopiumosso:

The egg wAS FROZEN

WE THOUGHT IT WAS HARD BOILED

IT WAS FROZEN

WHAT

Junior Prom 2012 yeeeeeeeeah

My dress made me feel like a cake

Also I’m a babe, btw

Kissing a man without a moustache is like drinking champagne without bubbles.

—Steve Parsons

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my sister left her Tommy Gabel tshirt when she back to school for the weekend

so I will be rockin’ it all week

Apprently I’m never going to do English homework ever again

but that’s okay because cool shades

normal person: so what do you like to do
me: watch TV
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching TV too
me: no you don't understand

11:01pm

my life

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